Where’s the Dick Cheney of the Left?

Oh, if only O’bama was like Dick Cheney!   He’d have told that Boner where to go.  Just like that Dick told Patrick Leahy on the Senate floor.

Cheney-to-Leahy

Where’s our ‘shotgun faceoff’ Dick?  It sure ain’t O.  O’s just a good little 'boy' who minds his manners.   He’s just a little kitty for John Boner’s boot kick (or lick?)!  (Meeoow…Here puss puss…)

Bonher Rebuff

Oh ‘brother’, wherefore art thou?????????????

So, if O’s too scared to ‘face off’ Boner, let me do it for him:

HEY BONER (you R.A.A.T.)…GO FUC YOURSELF! 

(And no, I’m not misspelling your name, Boner--just removing that stupid 'h' and that extraneous 'e'--because you know what you  really are, a:  Republican And A Teabag!)

…(I’m baack)