VERMIN ALERT

To all residents of the District Of Columbia, USA:  This is a VERMIN Alert! 

RATS (republicans and tea baggers--RATpublicans)

have taken over the House!  Warning:  this infestation can:

lower your property values,

ruin your food supply, and

shut down your place of employment.

Call the D.C. hotline immediately and request extermination!

Metro Control System Fails Test

surprise...surprise: "Metro Control System Fails Test: Technology Should Have Averted Crash" (the washington post, 06/26/2009).

hmmmm...wonder why...