Thursday, March 19, 2015

WHAT A RELIEF !

Thank You Nutty Bibi!


Now we (the liberal U S of A) can dump your dumb ass!

We (real) liberals never liked you anyway  (afterall, you're a conservative--yuck) AND now we can stop pretending!!

Bibi is a cheap opportunistic dumb ass!  Do anything/say anything to win!

So, what a relief to get you out of our face!  As for Israel:

First, Palestine is too small for two 'states'!  (Like a state version of a NYC section 8 apartment for ordinary folk--with a dysfunctional family to boot.)

Second, the Jews occupy all of the mountain and hill tops in the West Bank

Jewish Hill Top Settlements

Their obvious goal is to push the Pals into a bunch of homeland slums in valleys where they can look down on them and say:  why don't you 'sand niggas' get a job!  That really 'sucks'!

Third,  we can now save some money by not loaning Israel another shekel!

So, Israel is a rich high-tech country with: a lot of smart people, a great (but nasty) intelligence organization, a great military, and all of the good land in Palestine!  They ought to be loaning US some money to take care of our: economic left behinds (i.e., the 90%), the roads, airports, railways, cities, factories, dams and nukes on the verge...!


So hey everybody, thank Nutty YaaHoo for his service! We can now just sit on the sidelines and watch what happens.

Oh, O ought to whip out that pen and write a letter to the UN endorsing the PLO's UN initiative for a state solution.

Good job PALs!  YOU TOOK A BEATING!







BUT YOU SURVIVED (again)!  AND NOW you have TRUTH (right out of BiBi's BIG ASS MOUTH) and JUSTICE on your side!

Bibi's True Belief
Push on Bros!

Friday, March 13, 2015

47 Ramen

Richard Shelby (Ala.)
Jeff Sessions (Ala.)
Dan Sullivan (Alaska)
John McCain (Ariz.)
John Boozeman (Ark.)
Tom Cottonmouth (Ark.)
Cory Gardner (Colo.)
Marco Rubeio (Fla.)
Johnny Isakson (Ga.)
David Perdue (Ga.)
Mike Crapo (Idaho)
Jim Risch (Idaho)
Mark Kirk (Ill.)
Chuck Grassley (Iowa)
Joni Ernst (Iowa)
Pat Roberts (Kansas)
Jerry Moron (Kansas)
Mitch McCunntell (Ky.)
Rand Paul (Ky.)
David Vitter (La.)
Bill Cassidy (La.)
Roger Wicker (Miss.)
Roy Blunt (Mo.)
Steve Daines (Mont.)
Deb Fischer (Neb.)
Ben Sasse (Neb.)
Dean Heller (Nev.)
Kelly Ayotte (N.H.)
Richard Burr (N.C.)
Thom Tillis (N.C.)
John Hoeven (N.D.)
Rob Portman (Ohio)
Jim Inhofe (Okla.)
James Lankford (Okla.)
Pat Toomey (Pa.)
Lindsey Graham (S.C.)
Tim Scott (S.C.)
John Spittune (S.D.)
Mike Rounds (S.D.)
John Corny (Texas)
Ted Cruz'n (Texas)
Orin Thatch (Utah)
Mike Lee (Utah)
Shelley Moore Capito (W.V.)
Ron Johnson (Wis.)
Mike Enzi (Wyo.)
John Bareasshole (Wyo.)

No loyalty here.  Only treason!

Treason Letter


  Oh:  What do 47 Ramen tell The President of The United States?

EAT ME!

This is what we tell them:


Friday, December 21, 2012

Complete & Crowning Victory

Tonight was Prez O's complete and crowning Victory Over the Scum!  Conservatives and Repubs (CRs) go down in complete flaming idiotic incoherence.





The CRs ran home to Santa, hoping to find the president they wanted

under a Christmas Tree.  Turned out, though, that Mitt weren't Shitt!

I guess it's Xmas for the CRs!

So, a belated, but hearty CONGRATULATIONS to that mighty leprechaun:



As I suggested in a previous posting, sequestration (not what i called it) is the only way to go if an honest approach to cutting the spending couldn't be had.

And so it has come to pass, that the CRs went down to Bethlehem where the little baby Jesus uttered his first words:

"Bring on the sequestration, and may dad roast that John Bohner in HELL forever!"

So, from him to me, and from me to you:  Have a Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year...while it lasts...

--end of line--
j.b.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Jonestown USA


You have a choice.  It's a sorry choice.  (But it's not too late!)

On one side we have a democrat who is well
meaning but too weak to control the forces of corporate
authoritarianism that surround him and are ripping the country
to pieces.  He's a sad and probably embittered figure,

but the best we've got at the moment.

On the other side we have the very voice of the Racist Authoritarian
Traitors (i.e., RATs) of Amerika:  Let's listen to him lie his pants off:



He's so smooth.

So, there we go.  If we (that is, WHITE AMERIKA) make the wrong choice, we go down the path to ruin.

Want to see ruin?  Remember Jonestown? No, well read on: Jonestown.

The ignorance, stupidity, and desperation, of some of the 47% of that time, led them to follow a smooth authoritarian liar


 of the left down a rabbit hole.

Let's listen in:  A Long Death Tape


So, why not try another authoritarian liar (this time, of the right)?


Just ask the people of Jonestown.  I think they'd tell you...if they could!



Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Back From Africa


I have been in Africa for a while, and I have seen your Future!

So I return from Africa and what do I view?  A mild mannered little boy getting hammered by a hard driving pathological right-wing liar on the sell!

Hammered by a man, called by his own people:  an ‘etch a sketch‘!  Obama (O) couldn’t even shake him up!!  Wuz up wit dat?

Wuz up wit dis?



Doesn’t O realize that Mitt is just a businessman who will promise anything, say anything, and be anything that will ‘close the sale’?  Doesn’t O know that Mitt is nothing?

On certain days Mitt is moderate.  On other days, Mitt is HARD RIGHT!  Willing to go to nuclear war (with the Likud) against Iran!

On certain days Mitt is for women‘s reproductive rights.  On other days, he’ll vote to cut off funding of Planned Parenthood.

Can’t O get it together, or is he just tired of the whole mess?

Just tired of Conservative White America’s hatred.    Just tired of  a dumbed down public that knows no history, no science, no math, nothing of economics, and couldn’t find Iraq on a map (unmarked, of course) if their lives depended on it.  (I wonder if W now can?)   Or is O secretly smiling at something?

Looking at O vs. Mitt 1 made me think that O is ready to let Amerika shoot itself in the head while O puts an ocean between himself and this stinking sinking mess by returning to Hawaii (or possibly, even, Indonesia or Ireland or Africa?)  Obama has many homes…as Mitt has homes for his money. But what of us left behind?

That’s right:  Vote for Mitt because: MITT AIN’T SHIT!



Now, that’s what makes him a perfect captain of the ship of state (as it goes down, down, down…).

Just think of the symbolism!  Mitt’s at the wheel.  All the rich folk are up in ‘first class’ partying and drinking the finest champagne.  The humbled middle class is in second class.  The downtrodden workers are in steerage.  Along comes a storm and Mitt comes on the intercom:  “All is well, I’m in charge.”  A little while later, a rescue boat comes along.  About an hour passes and then Mitt comes on the intercom:  "All is well…for free enterprise!  I have worked out a deal.  I have purchased the rescue boat, and its crew, and am taking the place of its captain.  The rescue boat captain (a man of renown in the rescue business) will take my place as captain of state.  I, and a few select passengers, have already boarded the rescue boat, which is now departing.  We wish all of you, the remaining passengers and crew of this fine ship of state, the fondest farewell and the best of wishes.  We know you will all land on your feet."

So, let me show you how you will ‘land on your feet’ after even one term of Mitt in the WH and the Teabaggers in charge of the HOR.  (Hmmm, that’s just missing two letters, a ‘W’ and an ‘E’.)  This is what I saw in Africa.  (The pictures are not mine, but represent well what I saw.)










It's Your Vote, but it's OUR future...

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Mitt Romney--Wolly Bully


Mitt Romney is an L-7 Wolly Bully peice of REPUB CRAP!

Mitt Bully

Gay Bashing Mitt


Actually, he's the perfect Repub candidate:

a war monger like Goldwater (AuH2O),
a habitual liar like Nixon (Tricky Dickie),
a big square jawed ofay like Ford (Just A Ford) (but with a Rambler (Rambler Man) for a dad),
a corporate (20 Mule Team Borax--makes your sheets ‘whiter‘) shill like Reagan (Raygun),
an out of touch aristocrat like H. W. Bush (HW),  and
a man who had the same attitude toward Osama bin Laden (Osama) as W (W).

Folks, there's nothing on The Right.  (Never has been.  Never will be.)

Mitt should quit, before more of his garbage becomes like…(it rhymes with sit and hit, but I just can’t say it).

--end of line--

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Happy Anniversery President Obama


First, let me do the 'unseemly':

IN YOUR FACE, REPUB CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!




Remember who started this war?  Remember how a complete moron lost track of Osama and then started another war?



 Remember how, after finding no 'weapons of mass destruction', the idiot just flailed about for four more years?  Just danc'n in the wind?

 

Well...first, Obama cleaned up the idiot's war!  Then, yesterday, Obama announced the end of the war that  the idiot walked away from!

Congratulations again Obama!

 When I think about Obama, I can't help but think about how 'Bushonomics' ended us up in the greatest economic depression since The Great Depression?  You don't?  Here's a couple of nice vids:



Conclusion:  BUSH = LOSER......OBAMA = WINNER!  But, what about the new Repub candidate?  Little Mitty Kitty?




There you have it!

I've said enough.  We'll see how Conservative White America figures it out (with whatever they have to figure things out...).