Tuesday, June 29, 2010

what’s in name OR a general by any other name

well, what should we call the president’s runaway general (http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/119236) now?

general mcShitstool? ("oh, that is too much! how dare you!") well, but, that’s where he put himself! how about: general mcCrystalmeth? talking out of his head. having no explanation of why he said what he said. you’d have to be ‘high on something’ to say what the general said to ‘rolling stoner’ magazine, right? no? well…how about: general mccrystal…’you can’t handle the truth’? that’s more like it, yes? why? because we can’t handle the truth! the truth is that president ‘dare to be audacious’ has ‘sold us down di ribber’, just like any other old southern republican plantation politian. (just wait till you get them back! (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/29/business/global/29austerity.html?src=busln))

the truth is: we’re going to leave afghanistan and the taliban (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taliban) will still be there! (we are not going to kill all of them. we are not going to kill all of their wives, children, and pigs. and if we did, what would that make us?) call that a ‘loss’ if you want to, but it’s a hard fact of reality! we may even try to sell them the minerals out of their own land (http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/14/world/asia/14minerals.html), but the taliban will still be the taliban (just a lot richer and able to fund their own nuclear ‘power’ program). the truth about the taliban is that they have this characteristic arrogance that they displayed when they visited the u.s. (http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a120497texasvisit , http://www.newsaic.com/f911chap4-3.html). that’s just who they are…just like we’re what we are (not too smart). remember, the taliban did not attack us on 911! it was the saudis!! the bush family’s buddies!!! (oh well…boys will be boys...and play with their toys.)

one could say that oil men did us on 911 just like they’re doing the gulf right now! bp, the saudis, the taliban with minerals; what’s the difference? they’re all fowling pigs. i wouldn’t be surprised if they all amalgamated: bstp.

now, i would say: ‘wake up people’ at this point, but it no longer matters. awake or not, we’re going down. we have no leaders (worth an oil spit) and business and ‘the church’ are corrupt as HELL! the newspapers have mostly gone conservative and academics remain…well…academic (you just can’t understand what the hell they’re talking about nowdays--see: http://www.amazon.com/Topoi-Categorial-Analysis-Logic-Mathematics/dp/0486450260/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277867575&sr=1-7 , http://www.amazon.com/Geometry-Schemes-Graduate-Texts-Mathematics/dp/0387986375/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277867637&sr=1-1 , http://www.amazon.com/Spaces-Cambridge-Studies-Advanced-Mathematics/dp/0521337798/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1277867682 ).

sorry if this assessment is too gloomy. just think how McChrystal feels.



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The Nixon Story You Never Heard

wow. check out this story by Joan Hoff:

http://www.counterpunch.org/hoff1.html


that tricky dick was the worst republican scum that ever fowled the WH! a constitutional crisis a minute!

all of us need to hear the complete nixon tapes!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Losing the War, One General At A Time

First there was Petreaus



now there’s ‘The Runway General’



(http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/17390/119236?RS_show_page=0).

Obama…are you learning yet?

You left these tea bagging repubs in your government and now they’re munching your butt! You continued the Bushed policy and now its biting your butt. You got a ‘big oil’ spill up your gulf and Karzai seems to know something you don’t (http://www.thenation.com/blog/karzai-seeks-deal-taliban , http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/12/world/asia/12karzai.html): YOUR GENERALS ARE LOSING THE WARS…as if there was anything to ‘win’ in the first place.

Dear Mr. president, you’re the smartest dumb guy in amerika. You seem to try to do everything the hardest half-way possible, and because you like to play footsies with the repubs, if you get a second term (and that’s doubtful—after all, why have a fake repub president when we can have the real thing, e.g., palin), this time with a repub controlled congress, you’ll probably end up impeached like your bag man Clinton!

So, let’s get simple. You have two things to do that you can do without getting congress involved: (A) clean out all the repub trash left around in the top ranks of the government and (B) dump the failed Bushed policies completely: (a) accelerate the departure from Iraq, (b) accelerate the departure from Afghanistan, (c) replace the drone assassinations with well planned humint based assassinations of the right people, (d) clamp down hard on large scale private industry that’s ‘too big to fail’, (e) shut down right-wing talk radio by reinstating ‘the fairness doctrine’ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairness_Doctrine), (f) lock Blackwater/Xi out of any further government contracting, (g) replace your current economics team with Reich and Krugman, (h) put this ‘faith-based’ crap to the curb, and (i) replace ALL of your top generals with people you can personally guarantee are on your side (or better yet, on my side).

Then you can get down to kicking the real ass that needs to be kicked off the field: THE RONNIE RACIST REPUBLICAN TEA BAGGING OIL SUCK UPS PARTY!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Crushed Under the Weight of Lies

we winning in afghanistan. we’re liberating the people of iraq. we beating back al-qaeda. we’re winning everywhere! we’re cleaning up all the oil!



i guess he just couldn't take it anymore. existential nausea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nausea_%28novel%29).

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Oil Malaise

obama’s speech tonight was the very definition of: insipid.

there was no grand plan for an energy future. no mention of the science to come out of this. no mention of the sickening gases now coming out of the mix of chemicals introduced into the gulf. no fire. no guts. no gore. not even a little ‘kickass’?

no...just like jimmy carter: we’re suffering from a malaise…an oil malaise…

let me put it another way:

i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.

i'm crying.

yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead bird's eye.
crabalocker fishwife, oily muddy french fry.

i am the eggman, you are the eggmen.
i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

i'm crying, i'm crying.

j. lennon

(if you don’t know who the walrus was, listen to the oil pigs’ testimony on cspan today. http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/294062-1)

What President Obama Should Say About the BP Oil Catastrophe Tonight

This oil spill is a greed made catastrophe due to one corporation cutting corners and costs to make the biggest profit they could out of an experimental drilling effort. This along with the complete corruption of the MMS under the Republicans produced a perfect storm of ignorance and stupidity on the part of all voting Americans that put two Texas cowboy oilmen into the White House for eight years! There is pretty much nothing anybody can do about this now because it involves forces beyond our capabilities to handle at the moment. The president must show that new science is coming out of this and that new engineering will follow the science. Here’s what he should propose as actions to take:

(1) Maintain the moratorium of deep ocean drilling until the U.S. puts in place an agency that can inspect and direct the operations of all oil companies working in U.S. waters at all times. Further, this agency must generate and maintain a technical team to operate and evolve technologies to control spills.

(2) The U.S. must go solar in a major way and to do this we should (a) place a major tax on oil use and production and profits, (b) cover every mall parking lot and every mall roof in this country with solar cells which will produce shade for mall patrons at the same time it produces power for use, (c) build a national government controlled solar power grid to replace the early 20th century power grid that companies like Enron use as their private piggy banks, and (d) force the auto industry into making the most efficient hybrids possible with today’s technology.

(3) Completely bar any possibility of drilling in the arctic wildlife refuges forever.

(4) Maintain a moratorium on all nuclear power activities until the U.S. has an agency that can inspect and direct the operations of all nuclear power companies working in U.S. at all times. Further, this agency must generate and maintain a technical team to operate and evolve technologies to nuclear waste spills.

This will be a good start to move us into a rational energy use culture for the future.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

President ‘KickAss’


Wow! Jump back! Look out all you jihadists, BP execs, members of the KKK! A new superhero’s on the job!

From cerebral nerd to nerdly see re-brawl. With mighty macho he will smash the KKK flatter than a tortia. He will fly over right-wing talk radio and rain down a mighty mix of that lemonade and sunshine. The fat feeble flab-bag Rush had better get rare or face the fast fists of fate! No nattering nabobs of negativistic KICKASS this time!

She dog Bachman on her broom gets smacked down over the gulf…last seen burbling up mouthfuls of manly OIL of KICKASS. And that weasely "Great One" Levin, stomped to a pulp fiction, goes down bleating: “he’s not legal…he’s not legal!” And the ‘chicken lady’? where’s the ‘chicken lady’? cluck cluck little chicken! Come git some KICKASS!