Tuesday, October 26, 2010

another 99 problems

I  got  99  problems

but a bitch 

ain’t one!

I got ninety nine problems
  but a bitch 
ain’t fun.

I got NINETY-NINE problems 


shit, dis BITCH 

ain't ONE!

I got 99 PROBLEMS


I got $0.99 problems 
but a BITCH 
ain’t one...!

I got ninety nine problems  


and this bitch IS one
!

I GOT 99 problems AND being a WITCH


HIT ME:

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Why Fire Juan Williams?

As we all know, NPR fired Juan Williams because he violated the terms of his contract, i.e. keeping his personal views to himself and his god
(http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/1021/AR2010102101474.html).

Vivian Schiller (of NPR), ‘told an audience at the Atlanta Press Club that Williams should have kept his feelings about Muslims between himself and "his psychiatrist or his publicist."’ (Of course, the liberal wimp later recanted:  "I spoke hastily and I apologize to Juan and others for my thoughtless remark.") (Why are all liberals--except for me--such little puss-puss wimps?  MAN-UP you little wimps! stand your ground against these ignorant retrogressive republicans, tea baggers, and the KKK!)

Anyway, there is a better reason to fire Juan Williams:  Juan Williams is a dumbass! (Noun 1. dumbass - a stupid person…blockhead, bonehead, dunce, dunderhead, fuckhead, hammerhead, knucklehead, loggerhead, lunkhead, muttonhead, numskull, shithead dolt, dullard, pillock, poor fish, pudden-head, pudding head, stupe, stupid, stupid person - a person who is not very bright…) Actually, I’ve always thought of him as more of a pudden-head! So, Juan’s such a pudden-head he get’s scared when he sees someone on a plane wearing Muslim garb:


I mean, look, Bill, I'm not a bigot. [YEAH RIGHT-jb] You know the kind of books I've written about the civil rights movement in this country [YEAH LIKE:  I'm A Big Uncle Tom-jb] . But when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous…blah blah blah” (http://www.thenation.com/blog/155548/npr-fires-juan-williams-its-own-foot)

as if some jihadist, about to pull-off a terrorist act, is going to advertise himself as being a Muslim: ‘Hey look at me, I’m a terrorist and I’m about to attack this airplane!

on the other hand, if Juan’s just ‘uncomfortable’ around someone who looks like a Muslim, then Juan’s just a plain bigot! It’s pretty stupid to communicate to the world, including your employers, that you’re just a prejudiced idiot!

now, Juan had been warned by NPR, but he’s so stupid he just kept mouthing off. but don’t feel bad for Juan, he got what he deserved: a $2M raise at the ‘Fux Nuws Nutwork’ ! Yes, Juan’s back where he belongs, as Rupert Murdoch’s $2M boot lick (“—Fox rewarded his seconding of O’Reilly’s bigotry with a $2 million contract…”-- http://www.thenation.com/blog/155548/npr-fires-juan-williams-its-own-foot).

if NPR had kept him on, they would have lost all credibility with their one and ONLY base, the intelligentsia, i.e.: LIBERALS!

NPR (as all liberals) should remember one thing: ‘F… THE REPUBLICANS!

__and a good day to you too sir__!